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The Island Mystic

Island Mystic

The Island Mystic's hut, located on the Northwestern side of Mystery Island, is a highly visited site. Each day, Neopians visit the Mystic to have their daily fortunes told. Some good, some bad, some tragic, but the Island Mystic still manages to draw a crowd.

The possible fortunes he may give you are broken up into 4 different pools of sayings, based on the different possible endings for different starting phrases. Each fortune is randomly strung together with one phrase from each column within a given set. (Note: The fortunes do not come true! If they do, it's only a coincidence!) Thanks to thelastparticiple for the data collection that enabled this phrase mapping!

The Fortunes

This first set of possible fortunes has over 23,000 unique options about fighting with Neopets - 1,152 of which could contain "Kyries".

Possible Fortunes - Pool 1

You will be assaulted by
You will be attacked by
You will be chased by
You will be taunted by
You will defeat in single combat
You will defend yourself against
You will fight off
You will suffer injuries from

a flock of
a pack of
a trio of
an army of
countless
legions of
scores of
several

deranged
enormous
enraged
evil
flying
four-headed
gigantic
glow-in-the-dark
huge
insane
invisible
psychotic
purple
radioactive
rampaging
snarling
stealthy
three-headed

Acaras.
Aishas.
Blumaroos.
Chias.
Eyries.
Faeries.
Kaus.
Kikos.
Kyries.
Lennies.
Lupes.
Monoceri.
Mutants.
Nimmos.
Pant Devils.
Scorchios.
Shoyrus.
Sloth's Minions.
Techos.
Zafaras.

This second set of possible fortunes has only 162 unique options - all of which are just for fun.

Possible Fortunes - Pool 2

Your confidence Your direction in life Your luck Your sense of direction Your sense of self		will alter will cease will change	in a strange way. unexpectedly. without your noticing.
Your ability to	breathe drink fish oil drink mutant slime drink oven grease drink processed lard eat fly hear hop run fast see sing smell

This third set of possible fortunes has 2,000 unique options - 75 of which could contain "Kyries".

Possible Fortunes - Pool 3

You will eventually You will quickly You will rapidly You will slowly You will suddenly	decide to make a decision to realise that you forgot to realise that you must realise you have to	burp repeatedly. bury all your clothes. feed your Neopet a Green Negg. feed your pets mashed potatoes. feed your pets Sausages. gargle with jelly. give your Neopet a petpet. hug your Neopet. korrall some kaus!. never eat bananas. paint your left ear green. pretend your name is Keith. put your finger in your ear. sing a song backwards. stop wearing a hat. visit the wishing well.
		play	Cheat. Dice-A-Roo. Gormball. NeoQuest II.
		feed your look after your play with your	Acaras. Aishas. Blumaroos. Chias. Eyries. Faeries. Kaus. Kikos. Kyries. Lennies. Lupes. Monoceri. Mutants. Nimmos. Pant Devils. Scorchios. Shoyrus. Sloth's Minions. Techos. Zafaras.

This final set of possible fortunes has 5,100 unique options and forecasts what can happen at certain places.

Possible Fortunes - Pool 4

You will accidentally discard You will come across You will discover You will find You will happen across You will have stolen from you You will lose You will misplace You will mistakenly crush You will reveal You will totally forget You will unearth		a Blumaroo Plushie a bottled Faerie a Cement Mixer a Chia plushie a cool weapon a Gold Bike a golden Juppie a Kau Plushie a keychain a Paintbrush a Rod of Supernova a valuable artifact all of your Neopoints all your food an Aisha plushie an apple gold and jewels many Neopoints most of your Neopoints rare Neggs some of your Neopoints somebody else's trousers vast riches your best friend's items your Neggs		at the Bank. at the Battle Magic Shop. at the Food Shop. at the Magic Shop. at the Smoothie Shop. at the Space Station. at the Wishing Well. in Faerieland. in Happy Valley. in Kiko Lake. in Maraqua. in Neopia Central. in the Haunted Woods. in the Ice Caves. in the Uni Meadows. on Mystery Island. on Terror Mountain.
You will have	amazing awful bad demonic dissapointing evil excellent good horrible incredible nasty outrageous perilous terrible treacherous unexpected ungodly unusual		fortune luck

The Avatar

To receive the Island Mystic's avatar, your fortune must contain the word "Kyries," and from the options above, just Pool 1 and Pool 3 contain this. Only 1,227 of the 30,914 total potential fortunes can award the avatar.

You can receive up to two different fortunes per day. One in English and a second fortune in any of the non-English languages available on Neopets. To view your second fortune, when viewing on the classic page, scroll to the bottom of the page and select another language in the dropdown menu in the footer.

You only need to bother with one alternate language. The French fortune of the day, for example, is simply a translated version of the Spanish fortune of the day! When translated, "Kyris" or "Kyriis" will award the avatar.

Island Mystic / Guide

Go to the Island Mystic and receive a fortune with the word "Kyries" in it.

Released: August 27, 2004

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This article was written by: Dave & Quail

This page was last updated on March 9, 2022.