April Fools' Day - 2022
Always one to quickly publish new mobile apps, Neopets announced its own proprietary food delivery service: DungDash. You can put your pajamas on, turn on DungDash, and never have to go outside again. With a point and a click, you can order all of your favourite Neopian Food shops' grubs straight to your Neohome's door. As seen from the home page:
Can't you smell that smell? The smell that surrounds you?
Later in the day, the news page said the following:
Have you heard the news? Neopia's #2 delivery service, DungDash has hit the streets! Order from any participating Neopian eatery by downloading the app today!
There was a small collection of clever rotating taglines as well:
- Freshness not guaranteed...
- It’s probably already cold...
- Neopia’s #2 delivery service!
- Neopia’s next big movement!
- What’s that smell?
The app is organized by food shop with menu items pictured and priced. A like any legit service, users can leave their semi-private and honest feedback with shop ratings and reviews. When hungry, you can order from the following:
It doesn’t really taste as bad as it smells…
Food from the Heavens! Crafted with magic and lots of love! Despite it’s appearance, this food will not give you wings!
If it croaks, flaps, or slithers, chances are you can buy it here! Yummy! Don’t worry, it’s supposed to be moving!
Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop
If you are feeling cold, why not feel even colder with these icy treats! Hopefully these foods don’t melt before they get delivered to you!
Tropical fruits and fishy delights straight from the isle of wonders!! The weather is warm and right for sticky juicy fruity things!
"Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!" These prehistoric bites truly deliver, no bones about it! Highly recommended by Skeith and Grarrl alike!
I swear I didn't supply the Dung Foods menu...Order today!
The app is conveniently available for download today at both Poogle Play and the App Shoppe as part of a limited beta release. It is set to officially launch on April 31st, Y24 (same as Island Builders.)
For one day only there was a prize perk paired with this promotion:
Dung Dash - Avatar
This avatar was awarded for visiting the DungDash delivery app page on April 1, 2022.
Released: April 1, 2022
This article was written by: Quail