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DungDash

Always one to quickly publish new mobile apps, Neopets announced its own proprietary food delivery service: DungDash. You can put your pajamas on, turn on DungDash, and never have to go outside again. With a point and a click, you can order all of your favourite Neopian Food shops' grubs straight to your Neohome's door. As seen from the home page:

Can't you smell that smell? The smell that surrounds you?

Later in the day, the news page said the following:

Have you heard the news? Neopia's #2 delivery service, DungDash has hit the streets! Order from any participating Neopian eatery by downloading the app today!

There was a small collection of clever rotating taglines as well:

Freshness not guaranteed...
It’s probably already cold...
Neopia’s #2 delivery service!
Neopia’s next big movement!
What’s that smell?

Offering

The app is organized by food shop with menu items pictured and priced. A like any legit service, users can leave their semi-private and honest feedback with shop ratings and reviews. When hungry, you can order from the following:

Dung Foods

0.5

It doesn’t really taste as bad as it smells…

Dung Foods Menu

Double Dung Hot Dog
10,210 NP

Dung Berry Tonu Cupcake
10,770 NP

Dung Cream Sandwich
10,118 NP

Dung Pizza
10,766 NP

Dung Slushie
23,200 NP

06 Dec, Y15

This menu is perfect if you ever ingest some type of poison and need to empty the contents of your stomach immediately.

09 Jan, Y15

This can’t be hygienic… Someone call the NFDA.

Faerie Foods

4.5

Food from the Heavens! Crafted with magic and lots of love! Despite it’s appearance, this food will not give you wings!

Faerie Foods Menu

Celestial Salad
5,747 NP

Chocolate Faerie Mallows
7,340 NP

Soup Faerie Soup
7,544 NP

Thornberry Parasol Faerie Punch
5,394 NP

Veggie Faerie Burger
6,030 NP

15 Nov, Y23

These reviews are no faerie tales! The food really is that good!

20 Mar, Y21

I for one am happy Faerieland fell. Delivery from the sky would have been way too expensive! Now I can enjoy chocolate faerie mallows anytime I want at the push of a button. Xandra did nothing wrong!

Spooky Foods

If it croaks, flaps, or slithers, chances are you can buy it here! Yummy! Don’t worry, it’s supposed to be moving!

Spooky Foods Menu

Army of Undead Cupcakes
15,862 NP

Ectoplasm Nachos
8,701 NP

Frothy Fruit Juice
9,531 NP

Ghost Burger
9,073 NP

Rotting Veggies Salad
10,259 NP

28 Feb, Y20

Even when I get up and walk around the eyes on my cupcakes always seem to be watching me…

10 Apr, Y18

I really am trying to eat healthier but does a salad really still count if it’s rotting?

07 Oct, Y17

Filled a burger with 0 calories! Because it’s intangible…

Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop

If you are feeling cold, why not feel even colder with these icy treats! Hopefully these foods don’t melt before they get delivered to you!

Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop Menu

Frozen Soup
3,060 NP

Frozen Veggie Sandwich
3,206 NP

Glacial Sundae
2,919 NP

Snow Kabob
2,873 NP

Sparkling Ice Lolly
7,339 NP

13 Aug, Y15

No nutritional value in this menu! I mean most of these items are just water frozen in different shapes…

24 Dec, Y14

All of the food is pretty and sparkly! Super bland though.

Tropical Foods

2.5

Tropical fruits and fishy delights straight from the isle of wonders!! The weather is warm and right for sticky juicy fruity things!

Tropical Foods Menu

Banango Punch
5,665 NP

Cheesy Cod and Tofu Burger
4,880 NP

Coconut Fruit Cup
11,483 NP

Fruity Bread Salad
8,590 NP

Pluburb Pie
11,474 NP

17 May, Y18

They forgot the straw for my Banango Punch... 0 out of 5 stars

01 Jan, Y16

It's always Gadgadsbogen at Tropical Foods! The Pluburb pie just melts in your mouth.

Tyrannian Foods

3.5

"Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!" These prehistoric bites truly deliver, no bones about it! Highly recommended by Skeith and Grarrl alike!

Tyrannian Foods Menu

Grarrl Saliva Soup
3,998 NP

Hairy Rock Burger
3,281 NP

Mini Egg Taco
3,759 NP

Minty Rock Ice Cream
3,513 NP

Slightly Trampled Omelette
3,090 NP

21 Nov, Y23

This soup was hard as rock! No seriously, there were chunks of rocks in there…

14 Jul, Y19

Ugga! Ug grugga ug nug grunga. Ugga ugga ugg grygga! And the Mini Egg Taco was simply sublime.

I swear I didn't supply the Dung Foods menu...Order today!

Download

The app is conveniently available for download today at both Poogle Play and the App Shoppe as part of a limited beta release. It is set to officially launch on April 31st, Y24 (same as Island Builders.)