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QUICK QUESTIONS
Altador Cup Quick Questions is back! This is a segment in which brief interviews are held with a select few Altador Cup players to give insight into the preparations they put into the sport, team dynamics, their lives outside of the Cup and anything else they feel like sharing with us in the few quick moments we are able to talk with them! These interviews were held right before the start of the games so that the players could stay focused throughout the tournament! With that said, we will be kicking things off with the goalkeeper, Jurin T. from Team Kreludor!
Interviewer: “Thanks for meeting with us, Jurin! We appreciate you taking this interview in place of your captain, Derlyn Fonnet. We hope you’re excited to get started.”
Jurin: “Ya, no problem. Cap sends her best, but she ain’t really up for interviews no more after all that mess with the old rumours of her being canned and whatnot.”
Interviewer: “I assure you that isn’t the sort of journalism we’re looking to write here!”
Jurin: “It’s cool, no press is bad press as far as I’m concerned. That’s why I offered to take her spot. So, have at it. Ask the hard questions, pal.”
Interviewer: “Well, alright. It’s been reported that you and the team’s right forward, Motor Dahy, are fairly close, all things considered. Due to his famously prickly attitude, many fans are wondering how this came to be.”
Jurin: “Oh, um… I– uhh.”
Interviewer:“Is everything alright? Why do you have your phone out?”
Jurin: “Ya, ya just sending a quick text. No worries, everything's cool. I just sorta figured you’d ask me like sports things. Like how was it winning first place, or do you think your lack of technical know-how has affected your team in the long run?”
Interviewer: “You seem ready for those sorts of questions. Plus, you asked me to give you hard questions. So, here we are. There’s been two first-hand reports of you and Dahy getting into scuffles. Yet, you are looked to when he gets out of hand. Why is that?"
Jurin: “It ain’t all that big a deal. And Dahy’s a private guy, so like I’m not trying to share his business or nothing. You may want to drop it.”
Interviewer: “Come on now, your fans want to know. Is there secretly a big softie behind that Pteri’s gruff exterior?”
Jurin: “*sigh* I tried giving you an out, man.”
[Loud crashes come from the next room before Dahy breaks through the door]
Dahy: “He said drop it, numbskull, or I’ll bash your head in! This interview is over!”
[Dahy proceeds to pick up Jurin, who is shaking his head, and carries him away]
Jurin: [To Dahy] “This is not what I meant when I texted ya to come pick me up!”
[To Interviewer] “Sorry about your door, man. You can bill this idiot later.”
From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern)
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Published June 19, 2026 ·
JN Editorial ID: 22377
