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*ahem* By her royal decree, LadySpinkledorf the fair requests the Royal Court Trinket be rezoned to allow her to whisper of society’s affairs with her fellow royals while maintaining her gorgeous physique (Nostalgic Royal Token). At present, the trinket occupies not one but two hands, which is most unseemly for a Lady. ~ sharpiepwns

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*ahem* By her royal decree, the LadySpinkledorf has been informed that the trinket does in fact work with her in her most resplendent form and, as such, no rezoning is required. She sends her sincerest gratitude for your attention to her social calendar and appearance. ~ sharpiepwns

*clacks claw against podium* By decree of the Crown, the Office of TNT Crabby Queen is pleased that LadySpinkledorf's most pressing constitutional concern has been resolved. The Crown therefore considers this matter officially settled, filed, stamped, archived, and placed in a drawer that nobody will ever open again. As compensation for the emotional distress caused by briefly believing otherwise, LadySpinkledorf may accept one (1) complimentary royal nod of approval and up to three (3) minutes of uninterrupted gossip regarding court affairs. Please direct any future concerns to the Royal Complaint Department, where they will be evaluated with the utmost seriousness and only a moderate amount of eye-rolling. ~ TNT Crabby Queen

From Neopian Times, Issue 1059 (Modern) · Published June 5, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22372


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