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Hello all and welcome to the very first edition of Quick Questions where we take your suggestions and seek out Neopians from all over the world to interview! For this edition, we have taken one of xxstarl1ghtxx’s suggestions and decided to start with a little fella who hasn’t had someone to talk with in some time, Neopet v2!

Interviewer>Hello, how are you today?
NPv2>I am fine, Doctor… What shall we play today?
Interviewer>Oh um, nothing. How about we just talk?
NPv2>That is too bad! I want to play.
Interviewer>Well, I guess we could play 20 questions.
NPv2>I would not do that!
Interviewer> Yeah 20 is too much for me too, how about 5 questions?
NPv2>Hm, I’m not really sure. What do you think?
Interviewer> I think it is great! Let’s start. What do you think of your creator, Dr. Sloth?
NPv2> Sometimes I get so lonely…that’s why I’d love for us to be friends.
Interviewer> Uhh, that’s not really an answer but okay we can be friends…
NPv2> Do you have any other friends that might want to play?
Interviewer> Umm, not really.
NPv2> That is too bad! So no one would miss you if you were to say…go missing?
Interviewer> I mean I wouldn’t put it that way…but yeah I guess so.
NPv2>Then how about we be friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Sadly it seems the log glitched there and that is all we have left of the conversation. We tried contacting the Interviewer to see what happened but were unable to reach them at this time…Anyway, we hope you enjoyed this edition of Quick Questions!
We’ll be back soon! Until then be sure to send in any suggestions for others to interview to the Editorial!
From Neopian Times, Issue 991 (Modern) · Published September 8, 2023 · JN Editorial ID: 21722