Neopian Times Editorial Database

The Neopian Times Editorial is a (usually) biweekly column hosted by The Neopets Team that answers questions direct from Neopians. Unfortunately, these Q&A's are not easily searched on the Neopets site, so we've created our own searchable database. Convenient for looking up past answers!

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Somewhere in Neopia is a secret labratory. Inside the laboratory is an insane old Scorchio who will let you zap your NeoPets with his rather scary looking ray gun. If for some bizarre reason you wish to fire this at your NeoPet you will need to collect all 9 pieces of the laboratory treasure map. This will show you how to get there.

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