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Neopian Times Editorial Database

The Neopian Times Editorial is a (usually) biweekly column hosted by The Neopets Team that answers questions direct from Neopians. Unfortunately, these Q&A's are not easily searched on the Neopets site, so we've created our own searchable database. Convenient for looking up past answers!

To search, just type something in the box below! (The fewer words, the better... usually.)

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My NeoPet is bloated and it won't take the Flat-u-less pills, what do I do?

If your NeoPet says it is bloated, this doesn't mean it is ill. It just means it has eaten a little too much. Don't feed it for a day or two and it will get better on its own.

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21390


How long is a year in Neopian Time?

Approximately 365 days (same as an Earth year).

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21389


What happened to Grundo's Gym and the Treasure Hunt?

As they are both games, we have added them to the Games Room. This means we can add lots more shops, such as Usukiland to the shops map :)

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21388


How do I make links in my shop?

There is a very easy to follow HTML Guide that will show you how to create links, insert pictures, and change the look of your shop.

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21387


Why can't we have chats in our shops or guilds?

Unmonitored, live chats are against NeoPets terms and conditions. We cannot control what is said in them, or ensure our players safety when using them. As there are some very nasty people out there, we cannot permit them to be used.

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21386


What does the Secret Map do?

When you collect all 9 pieces of the Secret Lab Map, you can then enter the secret lab. Inside this you will find all kinds of wonderous things, including the mysterious ray gun.

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21385


How do I dress my NeoPet for the Beauty Contest?

You have to draw on the clothes you think your NeoPet would look best in. You can take an image from the NeoPets site (right click on it and select 'save as') and use any art program to draw on your clothes. All computers come with a drawing program of some description, usually paint. Check what programs you have on your computer to see what you can use.

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21384


How do I turn my Chia into an Apple Chia or a Pear Chia?

Well a funny thing happens to Chias when you feed them certain fruit flavoured Chia Pops :)

From Neopian Times, Issue 60 (Stone Age) · Published June 8, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21383


When will NeoHome Gardens be ready?

Very soon, we are currently adding a lot more plants and shrubs ready for their launch. Keep checking New Features for more info.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21382


Is there a recipe for a Fish Negg?

Nope, there is no way to make a Fish Negg from other items. Anyone that tells you there is is most probably trying to scam you out of some items or NeoPoints.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21381


Can I have a chat room in my shop or guild?

Live chat rooms are not allowed in your shop, guild, pet page, theme park or any other pages on NeoPets. Any guilds or shops found with a chat room on will be deleted.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21380


When is the NeoCam on?

The Neocam is on Monday to Friday, 9am to 7pm NST (approx), and it is occasionally on during the weekends and late at night also. To see what is happening in NeoPets HQ at the moment, click Here! Note it is not streaming video, you will have to press refresh to get a new picture. A new picture is uploaded every 5 seconds.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21379


How do I get my article in the Neopian Times?

This is the last time this will be in the editorial section as it is posted on the Neopian Times main page. If you have a article, story, comic strip, series or guild that you want to see in the Neopian Times. Please email it along with your username to [email protected]. For guilds, be sure to include a brief description of what your guild is about.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21378


My shop is full, yet I cannot see any items when I go to my Shop Front, why?

You need to enter the price you want people to pay for your items before they will go on sale. Click on 'Stock' and enter prices for your items. They will now be displayed when people go to your shop.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21377


What are Hit Points?

Hit Points are a measurement of how much life your NeoPet has. If your Hit Points show 8/14 it means your NeoPet has 8 out of a possible 14 points of life. When your NeoPet reaches 0 Hit Points it can no longer fight in the Battledome and needs to be nursed back to health.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21376


Some of the games don't work on my computer, I am using a Mac how do I fix this?

If you are using a Mac and experiencing problems with some areas of the site, try switching to Internet Explorer instead of Netscape. If the problem still occurs, please send full details (what is happening, any error messages you are getting and your username) to [email protected] and we will do our best to fix it.

From Neopian Times, Issue 59 (Stone Age) · Published June 1, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21375


If you adopt a NeoPet and the old owner asks for it back, do you need to give it to them?

That is completely up to you. You do not have to, if they wanted their NeoPet, they shouldn't have disowned it in the first place.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21374


My friend said there was a burial ground in Faerieland, is this true?

Nope, I am afraid your friend has been fibbing :)

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21373


How do I find out when my NeoPets special day is?

All NeoPets have a special day of the year. On that day there will be lots of special items and events just for their particular species. To find out when your NeoPets special day is go to 'World' and then click on 'Calendar'. This is in the toolbar at the top.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21372


How do you get to the Adoption Centre?

Click on 'Pet Central' and then the large image to the lower left. It says 'Find a perfect pal at the Neopian Pound' and has a Uni and a Techo on it.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21371


How do I get my guild in the Neopian Times?

Simply write a small piece about your guild (why it is so great etc.) and then send it to [email protected]. Please remember to include your username and guild name, or we won't know who you are.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21370


How do I name my Petpets?

Go to 'Quick Ref' (click on your pets name in the yellow side bar) and then click on the picture of the Petpet you wish to name. Now you will be taken to a new page where you can name your Petpet and even say things to it.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21369


How do I pronounce Nerkmid?

Nerk (as in berk) Mid (as in middle), put them together and you have Nerkmid.

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21368


What are Usuki dolls?

How can anyone not know what Usuki dolls are? They are the latest craze to sweep Neopia. These cute little dolls come in a range of different outfits, complete with all kinds of accessories. Pick yours up at the Toy Shop now!

From Neopian Times, Issue 58 (Stone Age) · Published May 25, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21367


Where is the hidden tower?

I am afraid I cannot tell you that, although it is rumoured to be somewhere in Faerieland.

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21366


When is Half Price Day?

To celebrate the third day in every month, the Neopian shops have a half price sale. Put it in your calendar so you don't miss out :)

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21365


How do you pronounce Mynci?

Mynci is actually a welsh word. The pronounciation is mwn it is a cross between moon and mun that doesn't exist in the english language.

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21364


I like to write, how do I get my story in the Neopian Times?

Simply write your story, article or mini-series and then send it to [email protected]. Please remember to include your username, or we won't be able to use your story.

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21363


What is happening to Theme Parks?

We will be working on the Theme Parks once the one player Battledome is up and running perfectly. We have a lot of characters still to introduce, but once that is done we will be working on the Theme Parks.

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21362


I transmogrified my Chia, how do I get him back?

Oh dear, you must have given your Chia a nasty potion. You will have to give your NeoPet another potion such as a 'Red Chia Morphing Potion' to restore it.

From Neopian Times, Issue 57 (Stone Age) · Published May 18, 2001 · JN Editorial ID: 21361


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