Neopian Times Editorial Database

Hello neopieceluffy! Thank you for writing in. We are aware that Pirate Vandagyre does not yet exist, but rest assured, we do indeed have plans to add this PB for the upcoming Vandagyre Day! If you'd still like your design to be considered, please Neomail it to me (tnt_adler) for consideration. Thank you!  ~~ Adler

Hello justin_967! Yes, you may add formatting to your poem! Keep in mind that if the formatting gets a bit complicated, it may break, but we will do our best to accommodate it if possible! ~~ Adler

Hello! There are some wearables in the Chocolate Factory because they are indeed made of candy. The category for these items is still clothes, but we leave it up to you whether you’d like to munch on your Borovan Wizard items… we won’t judge. ~~ Adler

Hello! We’ll keep these in mind for future prize pools, thanks for bringing this to our attention! Happy collecting!

~~ Dino

The Lair Beast circles ominously overhead, nods as a thanks, and seems to spare you… this time…~~ Adler

Hello! Thank you for bringing this to our attention! We have fixed the restrictions on this item, so you should now be able to customise with it as expected! Happy customising! 
~~Goldfish in Bowl

Thank you for the suggestion! While we can’t make any promises, we will keep this in mind for the upcoming Pet Days! ~~ Adler 

We simply can’t have an error on the King’s item! Thank you for letting us know. King Kelpbeard thanks you for your valiant service. ~~ Adler

Hi amethyst43217! We don't have specific policies regarding what prize is awarded each week but we can confirm that you may find a cheeky little hint here and there if you look closely... shhh! ~~Adler

Hi cottontailcat! Unfortunately, there is no way to retroactively view past galleries without searching through the pages manually. ~~ Adler

Hello! Thank you for bringing this to our attention! We have fixed this wearable, so it should no longer glitch! Happy Customising!
~~Goldfish in Bowl

The best way to maximize your plot points would be through the Volunteer Centre and the Reserve Barracks. You can earn all prizes from reading the story that were available while the plot was active, and most of the prizes for the other activities, but some prizes have been removed from certain pools to prevent price deflation of those items. Read the full Chapter Replay Fortune Cookie FAQ for more info!
~~Dingo

Hello and good day to you! Thank you for bringing this to our attention! We have updated the Royalgirl Elephante's Paintbrush outfit's hood to be in a different zone, so that it can be customised with wigs! Happy customising!
~~Goldfish in Bowl

The modern-day pronunciation of Vocivus is as written (Vah-Siv-Uss), but the Vandagyre society that originally named him would have indeed pronounced it differently (Waw-KEE-Woos). However, he likely won't mind you calling him either name as he crushes you underfoot! ~~ TNT Aesop

Hello! The June Premium Trading Card was released on time! 
I would recommend writing to Customer Support, so they can look into your account specifically to help resolve this issue. In the meantime, here is the art for the card you can admire: 

~~Goldfish in Bowl

There are a number of creatures in Neopia that resemble Neopets but differ from them in their own ways. Luperus is one of these. ~~ TNT Jewel

Interviewer: “Thank you for your time, Evrem. I know your team has been busy preparing for the Altador Cup and with running Camp Honeysnow before that. You’ve certainly had a lot going on!”

Evrem: “Yes. Very busy. But good busy. We… Urh. We want do good for Osi. He has help us a lot. He wants help others too.”

Interviewer: “That’s right. It must have been devastating hearing about his condition. How are you – and Osielle – coping with the loss of his sight?”

Evrem: “He still can see. But he… Seeing goes away. Some days good, some days not so good. But… Urh. Sorry. Ugg-ka gah-ack-acka. I cannot think of… the right words.”

Interviewer: “You’re doing great, Evrem. I’m sorry, I should have asked – would you like a translator?” 

Evrem: “Ug-ugg. Yes please.”

INTERVIEWER’S NOTE: The following portion of Evrem’s interview has been translated from Tyrannian. There may be some inaccuracies – we at the Neopian Times invite constructive feedback and gentle correction on any cultural nuances we may have overlooked.

Evrem: “Thank you. To answer your question, Osielle has good days and bad days. Some days he can see perfectly, others he can’t. We don’t know the specifics, but we want to support him – and others like him, who worry they can’t do what they love because they aren’t fully able-bodied. That is why we founded Camp Honeysnow.”

Interviewer: “I’m sure he appreciates your support. And so do the countless Neopians out there you’re helping with this training camp.” 

Evrem: “Of course. Osielle and I are friends. I would even say he is my best friend – he was the first on the team to learn Tyrannian, just to make things easier for me. He even learned the dialect spoken in my village, and then taught the rest of the team, too. Terror Mountain is cold, but their hearts are the warmest in all of Neopia.” 

Interviewer: “I can believe that! Now, one final question: what activity at Camp Honeysnow are you most excited about?”

Evrem: “Osi and I have been learning braille together, so I’m looking forward to having a teacher to learn from. I’m also excited for Minae [Mitora, the Team Terror Mountain goalkeeper’s cooking class, and her tips on making home kitchens more accessible. I’m terrible at cooking. Anything I try to make is either hard as a rock or tastes like dung. Or both.”

Interviewer: “Well, then let’s hope your team can work miracles off the Yooyuball pitch too! Thank you again for your time, Evrem, and good luck with Camp Honeysnow!”

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Interviewer: “We’re here today with a special guest, scurrying out from the deepest darkness in the Haunted Woods. Please give a warm welcome to the Horror to Scorers, the Ghoul of Goalkeeping, the Verbose Vampire, and the Count of Quick-saves… Team Haunted Woods’ very own… Fanetti!”

Fanetti: “My, my, that’s a lot of nicknames. Am I really known by all of them?”

Interviewer: “One of your teammates asked me to introduce you like that. According to my research, ‘Count of Quick-saves’ seems to be picking up steam even outside the Woods.”

Fanetti: “One of my teammates, eh? I am certain I know who that is… Though I am surprised she approached you on her own. She must be getting more comfortable with others now that she has spent some time with us.”

Interviewer: “You’re talking about Inola Barick, right? If so, then your guess is spot-on. She seemed very sweet, but didn’t talk much. She just handed me a card with all those nicknames on it. Which leads me to ask: so little is still known about Varwolves, so she’s one of the first in the public eye. What’s it been like working with her, and how has she integrated into the team?”

Fanetti: “I must say, she was quite shy at first – likely why she didn’t say much – but she fell in love with Yooyuball the moment she saw us play. I cannot blame her; it is a noble and most entertaining sport, after all! As for how she is fitting in… Well. Do any of us truly ‘fit in’ anywhere? Our team is a team of misfits – and in that way, she is right at home with us.”

Interviewer: “How so?”

Fanetti: “For one, she has given us all… copious nicknames, as you yourself now have a first-hand account of. Second, she tends to disappear on us at the smallest sound – which would be a useful trick on the pitch; however, it has led us more than once to believe ghosts were stealing our water bottles. It would not be the first time that has happened, in the spirit of fairness. But we appreciate this about her – after all, we all have our own quirks, such as Crade leaving smoke behind when he flies especially fast, or Brains Mortigan and his… ah, everything.”

Interviewer: “It sounds like she’s found a good home with you all.”

Fanetti: “Ah-ha! Yes, I like to believe so. She is getting braver every day – but I cannot take credit for that alone. I do escort her to and from practices, as it turns out I live closer to the Varwolf village than my teammates; however, we are all intent on making sure she feels safe and welcomed as she gets accustomed to life outside her village… and with the delightfully frightening creatures of the Haunted Woods.”

Interviewer: “Delightful indeed! This has been a wonderful interview, Fanetti. I’m sure everyone is waiting with bated breath to see you work your magic on the pitch, and to see how Inola fares in the big wide world of Neopia!”

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22381

*sets out a plate of cookies* Recently after a chat with TNT Contest Judge I was informed you're allowed to trace things for the Art Gallery? In the past this hasn't been allowed and even blatant traced drawings (like direct one to one copies of old Neopets magazine covers) were removed once pointed out. Can we get clarification on this please? Are you allowed to trace official Neopets Art to enter the Art Gallery? ~ alrodr

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22380

Can you please add Trudy to the Premium Dailies bar? It's very difficult for me to find it each day! ~ silly_mistake

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22378

Interviewer: “Welcome, Miss Stokes. Everyone has been very excited to finally have a Neopia Central team in the Altador Cup. How’s the new team coming together?”

Stokes: “Excited to be here, and even more excited to be a part of the Cup. The team is fabulous, of course! We’re more than ready to get on the field.”

Interviewer: “That’s great to hear. The try-outs were quite the performance. The fact that you all came from separate teams was a twist that really tugged at many fans' heartstrings. But, how is everyone feeling with so little time to get to know each other?”

Stokes: “We may all come from different teams, but that’s actually been an advantage I don’t think many other teams out there have.”

Interviewer: “Really? How so?”

Stokes: “A few other lands maybe have one or two reserve teams they can scrimmage with here and there throughout the year, but not like us! We’ve got 5 whole other teams in our back pockets. All with different playing styles to keep us on our toes!”

Interviewer: “Oh wow, that never occurred to me. That really does sound like a great way to get ready in time for this year’s Cup.”

Stokes: “You never have to get ready when you stay ready, darling. We may all be new to each other, but we aren’t new to the game. Every single member of the team is giving it their all, and I’m beyond proud to be called their captain.”

Interviewer: “With such talented players and such an unconventional way of coming to be, how did the team choose a captain?”

Stokes: “It wasn’t easy. Everyone on the team was initially vying for the position, except for Raya [Valensi]. He was just sorta happy to be there. To be honest, the obvious choice seemed like Nat [Eyser]. They’re beyond skilled at everything they do. Yet after a few rounds of letting everyone have a crack at playing captain, we took a vote, and it was 1 vote for Nat and the rest for me. I was the vote for Nat.”

Interviewer: “That’s very touching. Did the team give a reason behind why they voted for you?”

Stokes: “Oh, I definitely asked, because I know me. I know I can get a little intense when it comes to competition, and that usually turns people off. But they said while they saw I was quick to call out mistakes, I was just as quick to provide solutions and give praise… That’s when they gave me the nickname, Coach. They… they really saw me, you know? ”

[Stokes pauses to sip some water and compose herself]

Stokes: “And it’s that sort of connection that shows while we may not have been playing together as long, we’re just as synced as the rest of the teams in the Cup. We’re ready to face them on equal footing and take home the gold!”

Interviewer: “Strong words from Altador Cup’s newest Captain, I’m sure everyone is excited to see you and the rest of your team live up to them!”

Keep an eye out for our next round of Quick Questions, as we will be returning with more intriguing player interviews soon!

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22383

Interviewer: “Hello, Miss Cardenas! Welcome to Quick Questions, where we—”

Camila: “Hi! Oh my gosh, I’m so excited to be here. After Tyrra and Rowdy Roo got to do this when we debuted, I jumped at the chance.”

Interviewer: “Literally. I’m probably going to have a couple of fresh bruises come morning…”

Camila: “Heehee… Sorry about that. But really, you got Rowdy to talk before, and he’s nothing but hot air. I’ve got plenty I want to talk about, so come at me with anything you’ve got!”

Interviewer: “Wow, love the enthusiasm! Okay, first off: how does your team feel going into the Altador Cup this year? You placed 17th out of a possible 19 during your debut year, and I heard you had rather higher hopes than that.”

Camila: “...You had to bring that up, didn’t you? *Sigh.* I mean, nobody wants to place that low, and I really don’t think we deserved it. We’re a lot better than you might think even if we’re technically new. But… the Altador Cup’s no joke. We’re going to work harder than ever before, and this year we’ll do much better, I’m sure of it!”

Interviewer: “Well said! With your innovative style and fresh plays, you’re sure to impress.”

Camila: “Thanks! And… heehee… I’m sure there’s a few people we’ll impress in particular~!”

Interviewer: “Oh?”

Camila: “I’m talking about a certain hunky Mynci from Team Mystery Island, of course. Have you SEEN the eyes Ty-ty makes at him? Magnus is thinking about dating again, too. Good for him, he and his daughter are close as Crabby-bots in a construction site, but sometimes you just need a cuddle-buddy, you know? I’m sure impressing someone with your mad Yooyuball skills is a good way to find someone to spend some time with. And don’t even get me started on Rowdy. You know he shuts up about that silly rivalry of his with Tandrak Shaye. Ooh, maybe I should introduce myself to him [Shaye] just to get under that uppity pup’s fur…”

Interviewer: “That doesn’t sound like—Miss Cardenas? C-Camila? Where are you going?”

Interviewer: “...Erm, unfortunately it seems we’ll have to cut this interview short, as Camila Cardenas has flown off muttering something about a plan. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised – she’s well-known for her drive and ambition, but it seems that Yooyuball isn’t the only thing she applies herself so ardently to!”

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22382

Altador Cup Quick Questions is back! This is a segment in which brief interviews are held with a select few Altador Cup players to give insight into the preparations they put into the sport, team dynamics, their lives outside of the Cup and anything else they feel like sharing with us in the few quick moments we are able to talk with them! These interviews were held right before the start of the games so that the players could stay focused throughout the tournament! With that said, we will be kicking things off with the goalkeeper, Jurin T. from Team Kreludor!

Interviewer: “Thanks for meeting with us, Jurin! We appreciate you taking this interview in place of your captain, Derlyn Fonnet. We hope you’re excited to get started.”

Jurin: “Ya, no problem. Cap sends her best, but she ain’t really up for interviews no more after all that mess with the old rumours of her being canned and whatnot.”

Interviewer: “I assure you that isn’t the sort of journalism we’re looking to write here!”

Jurin: “It’s cool, no press is bad press as far as I’m concerned. That’s why I offered to take her spot. So, have at it. Ask the hard questions, pal.”

Interviewer: “Well, alright. It’s been reported that you and the team’s right forward, Motor Dahy, are fairly close, all things considered. Due to his famously prickly attitude, many fans are wondering how this came to be.”

Jurin: “Oh, um… I– uhh.”

Interviewer:“Is everything alright? Why do you have your phone out?”

Jurin: “Ya, ya just sending a quick text. No worries, everything's cool. I just sorta figured you’d ask me like sports things. Like how was it winning first place, or do you think your lack of technical know-how has affected your team in the long run?”

Interviewer: “You seem ready for those sorts of questions. Plus, you asked me to give you hard questions. So, here we are. There’s been two first-hand reports of you and Dahy getting into scuffles. Yet, you are looked to when he gets out of hand. Why is that?"

Jurin: “It ain’t all that big a deal. And Dahy’s a private guy, so like I’m not trying to share his business or nothing. You may want to drop it.”

Interviewer: “Come on now, your fans want to know. Is there secretly a big softie behind that Pteri’s gruff exterior?”

Jurin: “*sigh* I tried giving you an out, man.”

[Loud crashes come from the next room before Dahy breaks through the door]

Dahy: “He said drop it, numbskull, or I’ll bash your head in! This interview is over!”

[Dahy proceeds to pick up Jurin, who is shaking his head, and carries him away]

Jurin: [To Dahy] “This is not what I meant when I texted ya to come pick me up!” [To Interviewer] “Sorry about your door, man. You can bill this idiot later.”

From Neopian Times, Issue 1060 (Modern) · Published June 19, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22377

Lifting a glass of bubbly in a hearty toast of thanks to TNT for the new Safety Deposit Box layout. It is simply amazing with so many functions now all on 1 page. Also want to add oodles of admiration to those who are writing the TVW "books" - they are a joy to read. So sad that some players don't like to read and are griping at the length. They don't know what they're missing! ~ 3rdforfun

hey just wanted to say as a nonbinary person, iridesia's arc and coming out as nonbinary really meant a lot to me. i teared up reading the reveal. i had secretly hoped for a long time that it might go this way, but honestly thought it was probably a tinfoil hat theory - this blew me away! thank you so much. ~ jellybeanfish

From Neopian Times, Issue 1059 (Modern) · Published June 5, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22376

Hey there TNT! With the new Gallery Spotlight Avatar, can we get an updated list of rules and regulations for the contest? I remember that if we were submitting a side-account gallery, we could ask for the Trophy to be awarded on our main account. Is this still applicable for the avatar too? Also, are we still required to re-submit the Gallery every time we add an item(s) before revealing the Winning Gallery on Tuesdays? Also, is there a way to make the avatar retro-active like the Storytelling Contest? The Gallery Spotlight is my all-time favourite contests on the site. Thank You!! ~ darkobsession

From Neopian Times, Issue 1059 (Modern) · Published June 5, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22375

Hi Adler! Any idea when we can expect the Petpet Protection League to come back? We've been missing it! ~ melowierdums

From Neopian Times, Issue 1059 (Modern) · Published June 5, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22374

*ahem* By her royal decree, LadySpinkledorf the fair requests the Royal Court Trinket be rezoned to allow her to whisper of society’s affairs with her fellow royals while maintaining her gorgeous physique (Nostalgic Royal Token). At present, the trinket occupies not one but two hands, which is most unseemly for a Lady. ~ sharpiepwns

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*ahem* By her royal decree, the LadySpinkledorf has been informed that the trinket does in fact work with her in her most resplendent form and, as such, no rezoning is required. She sends her sincerest gratitude for your attention to her social calendar and appearance. ~ sharpiepwns

From Neopian Times, Issue 1059 (Modern) · Published June 5, 2026 · JN Editorial ID: 22372