Cheeseroller

I bet you never thought cheese was good for rolling! A Techo known as the Cheese Maker provides a shop with exotic cheeses, which buyers race down the great hills of Meridell. Give it a try, and see how fast your cheese can roll!

How to Play

Cheeseroller tasks you with rolling a wheel of cheese down a hill, with a goal of reaching the bottom in 60 seconds or less. While score submission doesn't work in quite the same way as flash games, you're still limited to playing the game three times per day.

A large variety of cheeses are available to be rolled, but to compete you must know the name of the cheese you wish to use, and you'll have to buy it with your own Neopoints. If you successfully finish your game in under 60 seconds you will get to take your cheese home!

Note that you cannot use a cheese that is purchased from a user shop, won from a previous game, or obtained in any way other than purchasing it directly from this Cheese Master himself.

See the Cheese Selection section below for the names and prices of all available cheeses.

Once you've selected your cheese, you'll start the game at the top of a 120 meter hill, and will be allowed twelve actions to help your cheese reach the bottom. Each action will move the cheese forward 10 meters, with how long that action takes depending on the cheese you've chosen, the action you've taken, and any obstacles that have randomly appeared in your path. In addition to random obstacles, you may also occasionally see your cheese start to move faster as well.

The actions available include Forward Somersault, Push Cheese Faster, Hold Cheese Steady, Dive Left, and Dive Right. These have little impact on your overall time beyond random chance, as you have no way of predicting which actions will be appropriate to avoid upcoming obstacles, but it's been reported that you'll more easily avoid obstacles by consistently diving to the left or right.

If you reach the bottom of the hill in 60 seconds or less, you'll receive the cheese you rolled as a prize, and will be awarded Neopoints based on how quickly you finished. You will also have a random chance of receiving the Techo - Cheesy avatar when finishing under this time.

Cheese Selection

The following cheeses are available to be rolled. While more expensive cheeses have increased odds of finishing more quickly, buying the most expensive cheese won't necessarily guarantee that you finish in under 60 seconds.

In order to get the cheese as an option, you have to type at least five letters of its name and have it be the only item that matches. For example, typing "cheese" will not work since it would match all of them, but typing "angelpuss" or just "angel" (but not "ange") would match only the Angelpuss Cheese. It's simplest if you just copy the full name from here!

Scoring

You begin with a jackpot of 2,550 Neopoints. For every second you take, it will decrease by 30 NP. So, at 30 seconds you would have 1,650 NP remaining, at 60 seconds 750 NP, and so on. Your score will also be given a rating to reflect how well you did.

On August 1st of every year in celebration of Discovery of Meridell Day, there is a bonus of 450 NP added to all Cheeseroller scores for that day. This is why high scores are usually much higher for the month of August, but for one day only.

Quick Tips

• Use 'Dive Left' or 'Dive Right' consistently to help avoid obstacles.
• Buying more expensive cheeses helps increase the odds of your cheese rolling faster.
• This game will not give high Neopoint rewards. Most people play to receive the avatar or trophy.
• The cheeses you win rarely sell for as much as they cost you to buy.

Game Info