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Coming Soon: Jellyneo Crypto TCG!

Posted by Dave
Posted on March 31, 2021, 6:57 pm NST

Look out for the end of April... we're launching our very own collectible crypto TCG!

Happy April Fool's Day.

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ilovedachshunds, March 31, 2021 7:01 PM NST

I guess JN couldn't wait until tomorrow to post their April Fool's joke...

I'm looking forward to what kind of joke TNT will post tomorrow!

dave - JN Staff, March 31, 2021 7:05 PM NST

Joke? I can assure you that you better be getting your crypto wallets opened up!

jumblejams, March 31, 2021 7:08 PM NST

Extremely disappointed in your choice to engage with this scam. The process of creating cryptocurrencies is extremely taxing on the environment and the entire structure of the system is a pyramid scheme designed to funnel more money into the pockets of the already wealthy.

I refuse to engage with a website that supports crypto-monopoly money.

ilovedachshunds, March 31, 2021 7:26 PM NST

@jumblejams Don't worry; this has got to be fake. CopyrIght laws wouldn't allow this. I predict a joke reveal on April 2nd.

pasqui - JN Staff, March 31, 2021 7:39 PM NST

I am sad to read this is either seen as a scam or a joke so far.

Especially since I don't have a card yet as I haven't been a staffer that long. If you want to collect me, you gotta wait for Series 2, probably.

I understand the distaste for cryptocurrencies, @jumblejams, but in this modern age there is no going around it anymore. To keep up with the times, and to pay our bills, we wanted to do something that at the same time was also fun for everyone else. Neopets is all about collecting and trading, and these cards honour that tradition! Plus we're giving the option to also earn some for free!

@ilovedachshunds I assure you, there are no copyright issues at the moment.

jumblejams, March 31, 2021 7:40 PM NST

@ilovedachshunds I very tone-deaf joke then.

jumblejams, March 31, 2021 7:44 PM NST

@pasqui then you don't actually understand what it is. I look forward to watching every cryptocurrency collapse soon when your "bubble" bursts.

zaitoutau, March 31, 2021 7:47 PM NST

@jumblejams they're just being silly

there's no need to take it so seriously

beccymom69, March 31, 2021 8:02 PM NST

*throws wallet at screen*

Wow, take my money! Looking forward to the release

cloudypoogle - JN Staff, March 31, 2021 8:10 PM NST

They look great! Hopefully I'll get my own staffer card in series 2!

i_love_latin, March 31, 2021 8:14 PM NST

Okay but like...can this be a real thing though? I want a JN TCG deck I can collect cards for from site events!

pikachu315111, March 31, 2021 8:18 PM NST

Not really "crypto" from what I understand; you didn't need to have your computer do a complex math equation for it to be rewarded a card. This is just virtual TCG cards, no different from Hearthstone or Pokemon Online.

thepapercutjellyfish, March 31, 2021 8:36 PM NST

I would actually buy these if they were real (and actual physical cards) lol!

i_love_latin, March 31, 2021 8:44 PM NST

Yeah same--I want physical cards of this

xid, March 31, 2021 9:17 PM NST

They look great! ^^
...And you got me!

trisangum, March 31, 2021 10:05 PM NST

this is joke

galifan, March 31, 2021 11:05 PM NST

DO it! Merchandise it! This is awesome!

1jediboy, March 31, 2021 11:32 PM NST

I can't believe you're doing this!

I literally JUST was searching for information on Cryptocurrency THIS MORNING!

I'll be back later to say how much I love this... but first I must ask:

WHERE IS THE HOLOGRAPHIC FUTURE CHESU CARD!?

I MUST HAVE ZE PRECIOUS!!!!!

herdy - JN Staff, March 31, 2021 11:40 PM NST

@pikachu: What you’re buying is an NFT tied to a # card, that’s the crypto part. We’re not having you generate the actual currency. Think of it like Neopets Cryptoquest, that operated in a similar way. Hopefully we’ll be just as successful.

middyyy, April 1, 2021 12:32 AM NST

I was actually super excited until I saw a lot of the comments pointing out that it may be a joke

I would definitely buy these if they were real

lucy_haha, April 1, 2021 12:45 AM NST

I'm curious, what makes you guys release this in this year? I was thinking this feature should be released the year where JS introduced the Neopets Cryptoquest.
Is it because of what has been said by some famous guy in the US?

serpentshrine, April 1, 2021 1:02 AM NST

Haha great joke guys! Fortunately no website would ever do this--

Wait a second

kalianne, April 1, 2021 1:31 AM NST

I was too broke for Neopets TCG back when it was still a thing, so this is the next best thing!

[Patrick Star voice] I'll take ten.

shakespeareofborg, April 1, 2021 3:08 AM NST

WANT!!

kurukururock, April 1, 2021 4:30 AM NST

Be a joke? be a joke please? p

recklesse, April 1, 2021 5:10 AM NST

This looks waaaay more trustworthy than the Neopets Cryptoquest thing.

Nice job!

masterdeals, April 1, 2021 5:33 AM NST

April fools day, nice try dave and co. It's not even real.

cutypie349514, April 1, 2021 5:52 AM NST

Alright this got me

jcdiva7, April 1, 2021 6:37 AM NST

beyondelsewhere, April 1, 2021 6:41 AM NST

I love the artwork on these. They are excellent. I especially love the Plumpy nomming on Suzuka.

The entire card set breakdown gave me joy.

This comment section did not bring be as much joy. Yikes.

roshchodesh, April 1, 2021 7:09 AM NST

@beyondelsewhere
I feel exactly the same - well said!

jellyneo continues to gift us with their creativity, wit, and excellence. ♡

Hey! I just realized, I can screenshot the cards and print 'em.!! They I realized the printer ink used will end up costing waaaay more than 12.99 ...

trip_away, April 1, 2021 7:11 AM NST

Give 3 packs

vergil, April 1, 2021 7:39 AM NST

Why must you toy with my feelings?? This would be so cool

puffkins2000, April 1, 2021 8:38 AM NST

I wish these were real, because they're really cool!

contessa, April 1, 2021 10:06 AM NST

Good one, these do look nice though!

sam_bow1, April 1, 2021 11:03 AM NST

April fools it is!!!

butterflyvj, April 1, 2021 11:49 AM NST

Lol nice idea. Happy April Fools!

forever_future, April 1, 2021 12:50 PM NST

Alright, this had me going for a minute. XD

But my favourite April Fools' joke you've done is Rosie from a few years ago! She was a fabulous helper for me and I would love it if you made it a permanent addition to the site; I'm not even joking and I am serious! XD

jweb, April 1, 2021 1:12 PM NST

TOP Go for it

snudycaisu, April 1, 2021 1:28 PM NST

can I mine for crypto cards instead of buying them?

pikachu315111, April 1, 2021 3:58 PM NST

@ herdy:
"Think of it like Neopets Cryptoquest, that operated in a similar way."

Neopets Cryptoquest? What's Neopets Cryptoquest... *looks it up*

Oh, oh wow, I COMPLETELY forgot JS actually tried doing that! Ugh, do you really want to remind players of that?

1jediboy, April 1, 2021 5:04 PM NST

I'm gonna say "Crypto the Super Warf."

moonfighter2185, April 1, 2021 6:42 PM NST

Ok, but I need the April Fool's joke to be that this is not an April Fool's joke and is 1000% A Thing.

powerwingamber, April 1, 2021 9:36 PM NST

Ah, if only.

They are some really nice cards.