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It's That Time Of The Year Again...
  • Posted by Terry
  • Posted on December 8, 2009, 9:27 pm NST

Nineteen years ago (or so) on this day, an ice cream truck pulled up to Dave's residence. So, as most little kids do, little Davey trotted out of his home to buy a scoop of vanilla ice cream. (But of course, as we all know, chocolate is better. Or wait, even strawberry! :O But I digress.) Using his best language skills, he asked the ice cream man for some ice cream. (Pointing counts, you know.)

The ice cream man, seeing Davey work so hard for his ice cream, picked up an ice cream cone. He then scooped up a scoop of vanilla ice cream, declining to notice the popularity of the chocolate and strawberry ice creams. I mean really, come on. It's fairly obvious that your chocolate and strawberry flavours are more popular when you go through fifty gallons of syru... err, ICE CREAM a day.

To little Davey's delight, the ice cream man put some nice fixins on his cone; some sprinkles (or as Davey stubbornly calls them, jimmies), a nice cherry, a few peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and... some mysterious little candy that looked like a hairball. (It was magical ice cream. I mean, how else would all that stuff stay on the ice cream? It's not like that truck was a Warmrock Creamery... Well, if it were, you'd be drinking your ice cream.) But after he took his first bite, everything changed... Well, not yet. False alarm. He took a bite of the side with no goodies. :( Wait, wait... YESSSSS! He ate the mysterious little candy!

Now we can flash forward to now: After ingesting that delicious mind control candy, Davey (or now, known as Dave... or David... or Davina... or to us on staff, Davelle) now works for... well, just read this. I'm busy making chocola... Um, who ate the ice cream *BATTER*?!?


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