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Soda Wars: The Refreshment Done

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    Breaking News - Soda Crisis!
    • Posted by John Mynciwether
    • Posted on August 7, 2010, 5:00 am NST

    Extra, extra, read all about it!

    Staff Sodas Leaked, Investigation Pending

    Over the past few days, there have been reports of sodas being given out on Jellyneo (JN). These sodas came from a supply reserved especially for staff members, so their appearance in public has ignited much discussion. However, more disturbing is the fact that the sodas have abnormal tastes that don't comply with standards set forth in Jellyneo's contract with TNTDWSSC -- not to be confused with TNT -- the company that stocks the staff soda machine. While this is being treated as an isolated incident by JN, those who drank the sodas are still experiencing stomach aches, spontaneous hiccups, and diminishing reverence for Dr. Sloth.

    An emergency response team has been formed to look in to the issue and the JN administrators are sure the situation will remain under control. At a press conference scheduled later today, they will announce more details, including how you can help. Rumour has it that trophies will be awarded to top helpers. Further updates on soda will be posted to the soda crisis news page. A jnAccount is required if you want to participate, so if you don't have one, you'll have to register. More details on participation will be in a later post on the soda crisis news page.