Phase 4 Reports
Hang in there, everyone! It's another day, which means another summary from analysts!
Morgan Jetsamley for 2Pack Enterprises
On a weighted basis, 2Pack is still in second place. With just a handful of days left until JN's birthday party, will they be able to become number one? Volunteers might want to start concentrating on packing shipments of Doctor Dave; it currently has the lowest numbers. In total, 2PE has created over 2,500 recipes, mixed over 2,500 sodas, fizzed over 109,500 units, and shipped over 61,000 boxes.
Michael Blumaroomberg for Bottle Caps LLC
Still the company to beat! In total, BoCap has created over 5,300 recipes, mixed over 5,100 sodas, fizzed over 220,000 units, and shipped over 140,000 boxes. Completed recipes for Tropic Anna and Illyade aren't going to run out soon, so those who excel at Phase 3B should consider mixing them.
Jim Acaramer for Fizz Fantasies Global
In total, FFG has created over 4,600 recipes, mixed over 4,100 sodas, fizzed over 179,000 units, and shipped over 107,000 boxes. Huge amounts of Diet Terry and SciFiz are waiting to be mixed. I'm sure the higher ups wouldn't mind if you packed some more SciFiz to ship out as well. Remember, there's still time to climb up to the top!
Phase 1 Update
Newcomers might have realised that they are no longer required to complete Phase 1. This is because conglomerates have found vendors to supply their structural parts, so feel free to move on to the other stages.
An Anonymous Note
This new day brings some bad news. Shortly after receiving last night's status report, Jellyneo security received an anonymous threat. It has been reproduced in its entirety below.
Our group, which wishes to remain anonymous at this time, has caught wind that you are hosting FSMO members who are using your space to perform vile operations, including the manufacturing of carbonated beverages.
As a anti-carbonation interest group, we must express our displeasure. A great site like Jellyneo should not be involved with that industry. Soda has been shown to turn people's eyes a ghastly magenta and it draws attention away from healthier sources of refreshment, such as water from fresh springs. While we have held you in high regard previously, if you do not immediately cease all soda operations, we will be forced to take drastic measures and will offer no recompense for any material damages or other losses incurred.
Please, do not let your site fizzle out.
Thank you for your time, and we hope you see reason.
More developments will be posted as they arrive.