Staff Listing

Dave
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Dave

Profile Blurb: Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm the owner here at JN. I enjoy following Dr. Sloth, commanding Grundos, coding in PHP, and working towards my CS degree at Stanford University. In my spare time, I like taking bike rides and marveling at all of the palm trees and lack of deciduous trees out here in California. I also enjoy calling home frequently to New Jersey and commenting on how much sunshine and warm weather we have in January.

Nynex
Age: 1
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Nynex

Profile Blurb: Hey there, I'm the resident Nynja administrator who you often see posting upcoming Neopets news. Although I prefer my native habitat of a small cubby hole (aka my hidden findering wonderworld of neopets news), I am also known to frequent our forums as a moderator. Cute fuzzy things make me happy, and I'm overly obsessed with the cuteness known as Cardcaptor Sakura, as well as many other anime's. ♥

Suzuka
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Suzuka

Profile Blurb: Hey! I'm Suzuka, one of the admins here at JN. I oversee content, look through bug reports, and generally tend to little details all around the site (as well as working on testing lots of forthcoming secret projects ;D). I'm also a Theatre Technology and Design Major attending Drake University, in Iowa. I enjoy reading, writing, art, comics (American and Japanese), and hanging with my friends. I do not enjoy people in warm climates bragging about the temperature *coughdavecough*

Terry
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Terry

Profile Blurb: Hiya, I'm Terry. I help develop new projects and... well, just work on the site. :P I enjoy programming, grocery shopping, and wearing cargos. (Booo jeans!) In my spare time, I like volunteering at the library or planning out future jnProjects. Yup, that's about it. :P I kind of feel like I should fill up the rest of this space with some text, which is why this sentence is here. (Obviously, my caricature should not be longer than my text.)

ailae
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Forum Username: ailae

Profile Blurb: Hello there! I'm Aila, a mod at the Jellyneo Forums. Also, I'm a ninja and part of the Bucket Army led by Zador. My job on the forums is to throw pink shurikens at people who do not follow the rules, though I have other weapons at my disposal. Anyways, I like ninjas, tigers, video games (DS and Wii), Monk, Psych, Medium, some other shows, and long walks on the beach. (Just kidding about that last one. :P) I'm generally quite friendly, so if you want to talk or have any questions, feel free to send me a PM!

Jen
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Jens

Profile Blurb: Heya, I'm Jen, another Kiwi (i.e. from New Zealand) and I update the Daily Puzzle and Faerie Crossword. I'm currently slaving away studying towards a Law degree and an Arts degree (History). On Neo, I have an ever so slight obsession with the Tooth Faerie and a growing obsession with Lawyerbot, happily calling myself a Lawyerbot clone. I enjoy hanging out with friends, dancing, and the usual like TV and movies. I dislike the seals they put on milk bottles; I think they made them Jen-proof. Ka kite ano!

Fallen
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Forum Username: FallenZephyr

Profile Blurb: Hey, I'm Fallen, one of the newer Content Writers! I've been on Neopets since March 2002, which is a fairly long time! I like to collect avatars and give away pets that I take in from the pound after I zap them into a nice colour. I'm currently a college student, studying to earn a Bachelor of Psychiatric Nursing degree. In my spare time, I enjoy drawing. You name it - dragons, fantastical creatures, people, animals, inanimate objects. I'm adept at both traditional and digital mediums =) Oh yes, and I'm extremely random! Those darn Canadians. Always saying "eh," eh? (I kid, I kid; my country is awesome.)

Ian
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Ian

Profile Blurb: Sannu, everyone! My name is Ian, and I'm a brand new content writer here at JN! I've been a member of Jellyneo for a little over a year and a member of Neo since 2002. I'm an avid restocker on Neopets, although I seem to be getting worse as time goes on. However, in real life, I'm a student (agh!) in Wisconsin studying to be a high school chemistry teacher (double agh!). I've been in school much too long, but it is what happens when you switch your major over halfway through your undergrad. What else...? Oh yes! I read a lot (Harry Potter, Lovecraft, random classics, scientific nonfiction) and play quite a few video games, mostly RPG's (though I could beat Rylon in Soul Calibur IV any day of the week).

Kat
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Black Kat

Profile Blurb: Hi, I'm Kat. =D I'm a Psychology major who still doesn't know what to do after graduating. I live in the Philippines, a country that has never seen snow for as long as I can remember. I've been on Neopets since December 2002, and I've spent more than five years spamming the Neopian Times with all sorts of random things like a plethora of NeoQuest II-themed stories. I'm into anime and manga, reading (I have too many favorite books), writing, debate, watching a little reality TV on the side, and listening to all sorts of music and singing along for the lulz.

Mike
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Forum Username: tacos4me

Profile Blurb: Hey! My name is Mike and I'm a Content Writer for Jellyneo! I've been on Neopets since 2001 and I'm the leader of an awesome guild. I'm going to college this year to study Spanish to become a teacher and I love playing my instrument, the alto saxophone. I also love to write, and I've got plenty of story ideas waiting in my brain. The only problem is that I never finish one because I'm always moved onto writing the next! I'm a little crazy sometimes but I know you'll love me!

Tom
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Krelu-Tom

Profile Blurb: Hey guys, Tom here! I work for JN as a content writer (used to work on the IDB), and am currently working on a secret project. Ooooooh. :O On Neo I like to code, maintain my petpage 'The Neopets Closet', chat on the Customisation board and improve my account of course. Well, that's about it. Salut! :)

Torratz
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Torratz

Profile Blurb: Ohai there! I'm Torratz, a freshly-harvested JN Content Writer. I'm a fair dinkum Aussie (note: not New Zealander :P) and am majoring in linguistics at university, which I love to bits. On Neopets, I like betting obscene amounts of money on Food Club (thanks to my 101-month-old account!) and saving for a Chokato Kiko. Off-Neo, I enjoy photography, vegetable growing and picking out spelling errors in newspapers. Oh, and I'll never say no to a glass of sarsaparilla. :D

Weepit
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Weepit

Profile Blurb: Greetings and salutations. I be Weepit... and I hate doing these things, I never know what to say! I'm head of the content department here on JN, though I have been known to wander around and meddle in other staffers' areas when I get bored. Which happens quite a lot. ^_^ I also have a slight obsession with Taelia, as you will likely notice by my choice of items for our various themes.

Willie
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Willie

Profile Blurb: Hey everyone, I am Willie! I am a content writer here at JN and my main responsibility is maintaining the 30k Sponsor Guide. I manage the sponsor directory by making sure it is up-to-date and by posting obtainable scores for every game. I love playing the flute and piccolo. I am going to major in music this coming fall in college. Outside of JN, I am a member of a youth orchestra and several other youth ensembles. In short, I'm a music nerd/dork. In my spare time, I enjoy reading and writing.

Zelda
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Vulcan Zelda

Profile Blurb: Salve! I'm Zelda, and I'm a content writer here on JN! Hmmm...a little bit about me.... I live in the US, and I'm a senior in high school! I love music; I sing in my youth group's choir and play flute, piccolo, and piano. I also write music every once in a while, mostly for orchestra. My favorite school subjects are math, science, and Latin. Last but not least, I'm a competitive Irish dancer. I guess that's about it...see you around!

Labhaoise
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Labhaoise

Ally
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Ally

Profile Blurb: Hello there! ♥ My name is Ally, and I write content for the Petpet Park section here at JN. I'm going to school for Nursing and I love going for long runs outside. I'm a pretty competitive person, and I hate not finishing something I start. I might be what you'd call Nocturnal, because I prefer nighttime over daytime. Also, I'm basically obsessed with Dr Pepper, Psellia & Coding talk. =D

Kagoky
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Andrea

Profile Blurb: I help Ally with the Petpet Park guide! I've been playing Neopets for 5 1/2 years and I like collecting avatars and plushies :).

Herdy
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Herdy

Profile Blurb: Hi there, I'm Herdy. I work in the Book of Ages adding characters for your viewing pleasure. On Neopets you can often find me in the series section of the Neopian Times. I like to take part in plots, and I have a steadily growing army of Meercas running about the place. Outside of Neopets, I study Clinical Psychology in the sunny foothills of North Wales. I might add that I'm not actually Welsh, I'm just an Englishman in Cymru. Much like Sting, in that song he sang. No, not Roxanne, the other one ;)

Joey
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Joey

Profile Blurb: Hello everyone! My name is Joey and I am the secluded head of your Book of Ages. I spend most of my time in my igloo somewhere to the north of the forums, also known as Canada. I like to think I'm a jack-of-all-trades dabbling in graphics, writing, and attempting to keep up with programming. I have a passion for reading, singing and musical theater. If you have any questions, concerns, complaints or general comments about the weather, feel free to drop me a line! Hobey-ho let's go!

Dandy
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Dandy

Profile Blurb: Kia ora! I'm Dandy, or Daniel if you like to be personal, an eighteen year old man from an enchanted place on the fringes of the planet called New Zealand. When not at school, or busy cooking up graphics for Dave and Terry, I spend most of my time baking up batches of crude biscuits, and selling them to little children who come a knockin', for tuppence a bag.

Illusioniste
Age: 99
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Silly Illy

Profile Blurb: Nothing ever lasts forever / Everybody wants to rule the world. Tears For Fears rave at my house!~

Rosie
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Forum Username: rosiethorns88

Rylon
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Rylon

Profile Blurb: Greetings! I'm Rylon, the resident triplet here at JN, with a slight obsession for Tea. I live in England and am at University to become an Accountant. I create graphics, and have mainly been working on the Goal Counter Service (send in your ideas!), but I do create images for the news and whatnot. On Neopets I adore the Fire Faerie, Illusen, and restocking. Away from JN, you'll find me watching a good movie, reading a graphic novel, or playing a kick-butt RPG.

ElCid
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Forum Username: elcid

Emily
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Forum Username: partyhardy

Grog
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Grog

Profile Blurb: My namesake isn't the alcoholic beverage, but rather the character from B.C., the wonderful comic strip: "Grog - a caveman's caveman." Plus, Grog is a nice woody word, sharing many similarities with "gorn"; not tinny at all. My interests include video games, Monty Python, computers, and software programming.

Hero
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Forum Username: mhero18

Profile Blurb: Hi there! You can call me Hero. Umm, not sure what to put here, haha. I'm currently enrolled as a Junior in High School. When I go to college, I plan on majoring in Information Technology and Computer Sciences. I enjoy reading manga, watching movies, and surfing the internet. On Neopets, I often lurk and restock. You may also find me often chatting on the Avatar Chat. I love helping people and making friends. I'm new to the staff here at Jellyneo, and I'm glad that I'm able to help out with the Item Database. I'll do my best! Now, go have a great day and remember to smile. And just so you know, I love you. :)

Lorna
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Forum Username: shadowpuppy

Profile Blurb: Heya, I'm Lorna *waves* and I'm from Scotland. I am a new staffer here at Jellyneo, my focus is that of the IDB. I have played Neopets for 6 and 1/2 years and I still really enjoy it, I love to restock so that is usually what you will find me doing. When not on Neo I am a HUGE gamer of any kind and always have been!! I'm also the biggest fan of anything to do with zombies... Anyways see you around!

Luke
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Luke

Profile Blurb: Bonjour! I am Luke, an IDB staffer here on JN. Things I enjoy in life are parties, languages, school and going out with friends. I love watching movies or watching my ±11 weekly TV shows. Things I don't enjoy in life are writing blurbs, working at my job and waking up. I'm not obsessed with anything about Neopets but I surely do like the new VPN game, it's pretty great. Apart from that, I will attend Concordia University, in Montreal, in Translation next fall. :)

Mariokart
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Joe

Profile Blurb: Howdy There! Mario Here! I am currently in school to go into the medical field. I love medicine and everything that the field involves. As far as some personal information, I dont have much to say because I dont know what to say! :-P I glad to help out on the Item DB portion of Jellyneo! I always use it and I am excited to help out!

Meghan
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Forum Username: megh4n

SciFi
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Reaper SciFi

Profile Blurb: There is no Sci, only Sci, Nagato, Mokona, Sci and Sci. I like to code (I know HTML, CSS, XML, some PHP & SQL, VB, C, Java & MIPS - yeh, CS student too), editing graphics and making references to the Sci-fi shows I watch whenever I can. Nynex has also got me hooked on Cardcaptor Sakura and other anime. I also have a tendency to not let TNT be lazy with items.

Zador
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Bucket Faerie

Profile Blurb: Hey, I'm Zador :D I live in Finland and I'm 19 years old. I've been a staff member at JN since 2006 (February). The first year I spent on content and since then I've been working as the overseer of the Item Database, where the lovely SciFi, Luke, Labhaoise, Mokotai and Emily work (along with volunteers from the other departments). What else to say? Well, I am not-enough-to-put-me-in-a-mental-institution obsessed with buckets. To protect these delicate creatures, I set up Bucketon as their home and created the Bucket Army (co-led by three other staff members and me) to fight against the evil of the Anti Bucket Faerie, his bubkets and the horrible lolruses. We will hopefully be able to forge an alliance with Nynexia soon and thus expand our capability of fighting off evil. Kiitos kun jaksoit lukea (jos jaksoit) :)

Scissors
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Scissors

Profile Blurb: Hi, I'm Scissors, and I'm the Pet Directory Manager. My job involves approving pets for the Directory, adding new pet colours to our Rainbow Pool and answering bug reports about those two pretty sections. Outside of JN I've just started Film Studies at university in London where I also study French. Films aside I also love music - rock and indie ranging from Belle and Sebastian to Pantera - games, and books. On Neopets I'm currently attempting to collect everything purple. Wish me luck. :O

Aeternus
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Aeternus

Katje
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Katje

Profile Blurb: Hoi. My name is Katje. I am married to Aeternus and we have a 4 year old son. We have several kitties and they like getting themselves into trouble. Knuffelt.

Kataklysmos
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Kataklysmos

Profile Blurb: The name's Buster (Kata works too) and computers are my specialty. Some really geeky stuff (a pile of languages, computer architecture), but I can't be geeky all the time still it's hard to live without a computer (Internet helps - gotta be able to get to JN). I love rhythm games and RPGs, even the pen and paper kind. I hope to someday be a professor and am working my way up to getting into a Ph. D program.

Polemarch
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Forum Username: Polemarch

Profile Blurb: Salvete, amici. Quid agis? Mihi nomen est Polemarch. Jellyneo programmum sum.