Staff Listing

Dave
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: dave
Forum Username: Dave

Profile Blurb: Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm the owner here at JN. I enjoy worshipping Dr. Sloth, commanding Grundos, mucking about with layout designs, and working at my full time day job.

Suzuka
Age: 22
Gender: Female
jnAccount: suzuka
Forum Username: Suzuka

Profile Blurb: Hey! I'm Suzuka, one of the admins here at JN. I oversee content, look through bug reports, and generally tend to little details all around the site (as well as testing lots of forthcoming secret projects ;D). I'm kind of the "Big Sister" around JN. I've got a degree in Theatre Design, with a Business Minor, and am currently working in the Twin Cities.

Forte
Age: 27
Gender: Male
jnAccount: NeoPlatinumZero
Forum Username: Forte

Max
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: benladesh
Forum Username: Benladesh

Profile Blurb: Hi there! I'm one of iDBs Administrators. As you could have guessed, I like the battledome. I am also an avid video game collector. I collect anything and everything related to the Final Fantasy series. I also like cars and computer related stuff. I like extreme sports... I am currently working on my Business Administration Bachelors with a focus in Computers.

Penguinqwert
Age: 19
Gender: Male
jnAccount: Penguinqwert
Forum Username: Penguinqwert

Profile Blurb: Hey call me Penguin or Steven. I have been playing Neopets for almost nine years, and I'm an experienced battler. It is a pleasure to be able to contribute to Jellyneo and the Neopets community by providing weapon ratings. :)

SirCabbage
Age: 22
Gender: Male
jnAccount: sircabbage
Forum Username: SirCabbage

Profile Blurb: Hello, I am SirCabbage. Loyal Maraquan, Avid item collector, Neopian times writer and Battledomer. I am new here, so heya (if I am not new here anymore please disregard this statement). I go moo a lot, love utility fish and get crazy the moment I hear new items have retired... and that's about all you need to know.

Valrigard
Age: 22
Gender: Male
jnAccount: valrigard
Forum Username: Valrigard

Profile Blurb: Hi there! I was an iDB staff member before it went down. I've been on Neopets for quite a long time, and the Battledome has always been a big part of Neopets to me. In my spare time I play video games, go to parties, do homework, etc. just as you'd expect from a university student...

Herdy
Age: 25
Gender: Male
jnAccount: herdy
Forum Username: Herdy

Profile Blurb: Hi there, I'm Herdy. I work in the Book of Ages adding characters for your viewing pleasure. On Neopets you can often find me in the series section of the Neopian Times. I like to take part in plots, and I have a steadily growing army of Meercas running about the place. Outside of Neopets, I'm currently working as a care assistant - woo! Valuable and icky experience!

Chesu
Age: 26
Gender: Male
jnAccount: Chesu
Forum Username: Chesu

Profile Blurb: Getting lost in your beard may sound silly, but it's a serious issue that plagues tens of beardy men every century. Won't you think of the beardy men? Donate today.

Dream
Age: 26
Gender: Female
jnAccount: rainbow_daydreamer
Forum Username: Dream

Profile Blurb: Heya! I'm Dream -- Help Chat semiveteran, fanatical Neopian Times reader and repository of needlessly obscure Neopets trivia. Here at JN, I'm an article-writer, Dictionary-maintainer, Museum exhibit duster and editorialista. One of these days, my brilliant ideas are going to SAVE NEOPIA! ... Or just make newbies a tad less confused. One of the two.

noileh
Age: 19
Gender: Female
jnAccount: noileh
Forum Username: boiler

Profile Blurb: fun fact: chesu's cat is older than bonju

Riley
Age: 23
Gender: Female
jnAccount: riley
Forum Username: FRINGE FAERIE

Profile Blurb: NOT MR. PAPAYA!

Weepit
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Weepit

Profile Blurb: I enjoy the odd bit of swooping now and then

Anayu
Age: 0
Gender: Female
jnAccount: anayu
Forum Username: Anayu

Profile Blurb: There is no say. There is only do.

Kayte
Age: 17
Gender: Female
jnAccount: kayte
Forum Username: kayte

Profile Blurb: Hello, my name is Kayte and I am a font maker here at JN. Is that a sparkler free hand I see? Why, you must take a sparkler then!

Pingu
Age: 26
Gender: Female
jnAccount: pingubaba
Forum Username: Pingu

Profile Blurb: *drinks hot chocolate and stares at snow fall*

Rosie
Age: 24
Gender: Female
jnAccount: rosiethorns88
Forum Username: rosiethorns88

Profile Blurb: Salutations. I'm Rosie - the smelliest JN Staffer and part of the Therrific-Three! You'll usually find me making JN trophies, helping with JN site events, and conjuring up Staff Caricatures now and then. I have a burning passion for dung and all things chocolate (even more so, a combination of the two). Going a bit personal now: I've recently escaped college, I have a ferret named Rabies, a cat named Rahzel, I'm now working on my long overdue personal project and my greatest fear is getting my right hand chopped off. Thank you.

Rylon
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: rylon
Forum Username: Rylon

Profile Blurb: Greetings! I'm Rylon, the resident triplet here at JN, with a slight obsession for Tea. I live in England, studied Accounting at University, and will hopefully carve out a career in the field. I create graphics here at Jellyneo, working on a vast array of things from Goal Counters to the DrSloth.com advertisements! On Neopets I adore the Fire Faerie, Illusen, and restocking... and hugging my '2x Userlookup Spotlight Champion' trophy! ^^ Away from JN, you'll find me watching a good movie, reading a graphic novel, or playing a kick-butt RPG (or more specifically Dragon Age: Origins!)

Emily
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Forum Username: Emily

Profile Blurb: Hey everyone! My name's Emily, and I work in the Item Database. I just graduated from college in Tennessee with a degree in journalism! I was also on our dance team, and we got 11th place at nationals this year :D As far as the virtual world goes, I've been playing on Neopets for years and spend most of my time restocking. I used to be a Shop Ads chatter with Skylar and Ian back in the day. Follow me on twitter or tumblr if you'd like :)

Heather
Age: 30
Gender: Female
jnAccount: pyromaniac
Forum Username: Pyro

Ian
Age: 27
Gender: Male
jnAccount: ian
Forum Username: Ian

Profile Blurb: Did they want to make my day? I think they did, because my day was made.

Jawsch
Age: 27
Gender: Male
jnAccount: jawsch
Forum Username: jawsch

Profile Blurb: Hellur! ;D I'm Josh, the resident 'Grundo King' on the staff here at JN! I'm fairly new here to Jellyneo but I've worked for various help sites over the years and look forward to a future here. I live in Kentucky and am currently attending college for some sort of degree in the IT field...or maybe BA. Haven't decided, go figure! :P I've been playing Neopets since Y1 (sheesh, 13 years?), I'm an avid merchandise collector and I've made my little nest inside the ever-feared Help Chat. I also moderate the Neopets Subreddit and a few Neopets groups on Facebook. I'm a busy little guy ;D Oh, and I'm also a huge Star Trek: Voyager fan-boy.

SciFi
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: scifi
Forum Username: SciFi

Profile Blurb: There is no Sci, only Sci, Nagato, Neko, Scy and Sci. I like to code, editing/creating graphics and making references to the Sci-fi shows I watch whenever I can. I can sometimes be hard to find because when you have an island full of Nekomimi there are a lot of ears to be scratched.

Skylar
Age: 19
Gender: Female
jnAccount: Skylar
Forum Username: Skylar

Profile Blurb: Buffalo hot sauce is a necessity on everything.

Summra
Age: 21
Gender: Female
jnAccount: summra
Forum Username: Summra

Profile Blurb: You can't escape growing old, but growing up is optional.

tempestx
Age: 18
Gender: Male
jnAccount: tempestx
Forum Username: Golem

Profile Blurb: I am very evil... You have been warned.

Ummy
Age: 20
Gender: Female
jnAccount: ummy
Forum Username: Ummy

Profile Blurb: I price things

Mika
Age: 24
Gender: Male
jnAccount: mika
Forum Username: Mika

Profile Blurb: I'm AWESOME, and there is nothing you can do to change that =P

Skumby
Age: 26
Gender: Female
jnAccount: Skumby
Forum Username: Skumby

Profile Blurb: Go play Neoquest II now! (Seriously, I haven't spent the last 2.5 years of my life working on this guide for nothing!)

Jen
Age: 25
Gender: Female
jnAccount: Jen
Forum Username: Jens

Profile Blurb: Kia ora! I'm Jen and I hail from a magical little place tucked at the bottom of the globe called New Zealand. In my spare time I like to frolic with hobbits in the wilderness, watch Supernatural on repeat and keep Ian up late watching Once Upon a Time. Around these parts I am what you may call a lawyerbot wannabe and tooth faerie fanatic.

Ally
Age: 100
Gender: Female
jnAccount: ally
Forum Username: Ally

Profile Blurb: "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

Bonju
Age: 16
Gender: Male
jnAccount: bonju
Forum Username: Bonju

Profile Blurb: lulz, noileh is 12.

Grog
Age: 29
Gender: Male
jnAccount: Grog
Forum Username: Grog

Profile Blurb: *waves* Hi, I'm Grog. I started off here at JN in 2009, when I worked in the Item DB. Two years later, I transferred over to Content. After gigging there for a while, Park made me an offer I couldn't refuse. My namesake isn't the alcoholic beverage, but rather the character from B.C., the wonderful comic strip by Johnny Hart: "Grog - a caveman's caveman." Plus, Grog is a nice woody word, sharing many similarities with "gorm"; not tinny at all. My interests include video games, Monty Python, computers, and creating software. Received the first ever FREE BAIL award. Introduced geese as a plot device.

Nick
Age: 28
Gender: Male
jnAccount: nick
Forum Username: Nick

Profile Blurb: This staff lounge has an insufficient pizza slice to mouth ratio.

Noir
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: noirthesable
Forum Username: Noir

Profile Blurb: Greetings and salutations! I'm Noir, and I'm one of the newer writers for the Petpet Park Crew. I'm 22, and I'm a recently-graduated Bachelor's degree student majoring in Chemical/Biomolecular Engineering (Woot!). I enjoy origami, brush calligraphy, British panel shows on BBC, Monty Python, police procedural/crime shows (CSI, Law & Order, NCIS, etc.), and occasionally spouting random little-known facts about this quaint little world we live in. (Did you know, for instance, that during WWII, thorium-infused radioactive toothpaste (Doramad Radioaktive Zahncreme) was sold in Germany for its supposed antiseptic and teeth-whitening properties? Learning is fun!)

Zador
Age: 22
Gender: Male
jnAccount: zador
Forum Username: Pefka

Profile Blurb: Hey, I'm Zador :D I live in Finland and I'm 22 years old. I have been a staff member at JN since 2006, but momentarily retired for a couple of months in 2012. The first year on staff I spent on content and then moved to the Item Database as a volunteer helper before becoming its overseer until August of 2010 (Iggy is now the head, yay). I began helping with the Petpet Park coverage in late 2009, where I now work alongside Spixi, Ally, Bonju, Grog, Nick, and Noir (+Herdy). Like many other staffers, I have a weird obsession: buckets. I even own the Bucket Army (co-led by one other staff member) and moonlight as the Bucket Faerie. P.S. I'm back :o

Kataklysmos
Age: 23
Gender: Male
jnAccount: kataklysmos
Forum Username: Katamari

Profile Blurb: Hi, I'm Kataklysmos (Kata for short). I do stuff with PHP and databases for Jellyneo. For fun, I like to play videogames. My favorite game is Rock Band 3, but I have trouble finding people to play with, both on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. It's unfortunate because I don't have any social pressure to get better as a result. I also like to play pen-and-paper roleplaying games - a sign I'm getting old. I like black olives, Zafaras, Sophie the Swamp Witch, the occasional pun, and an assortment of random things. Some people say I'm cold or sarcastic or something. I can be pretty down-to-business but don't be scared off by me right away, it's just the way I am.

Kumar
Age: 21
Gender: Male
jnAccount: kumar
Forum Username: Kumar

Profile Blurb: Newest member of the Glasses Gang. I used to be the filling in a Mika-Ian sandwich, but I'm not anymore. Now I really don't know what to put here.

Polemarch
Age: 16
Gender: Male
jnAccount: waiwai933
Forum Username: Polemarch

Profile Blurb: There are three types of people in the universe: those who like simple things, those who like complicated things, and those who don't care if things are simple or complicated so long as they're complete. I'm the fourth type.

Terry
Age: 21
Gender: Male
jnAccount: terry
Forum Username: Terry

Profile Blurb: Hey there, I'm Terry, a junior Computer Science and Math major at Syracuse University. I do a lot of random stuff around here. If you so desire, you can contact me @terryatjn on Twitter!

Aurora
Age: 30
Gender: Female
jnAccount: blackpearl
Forum Username: Aurora Beam

Profile Blurb: I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?

Leaf
Age: 20
Gender: Male
jnAccount: theprotectorjerdana
Forum Username: Leaf

Profile Blurb: Kanrik's loyal and skillful sidekick, mail to leaf@thievesguild.com for theft and assassination contract, price negotiable.

Link
Age: 18
Gender: Male
jnAccount: linkage
Forum Username: Link

Profile Blurb: my favorite radio station is Zelda