The Island Mystic
The Island Mystic's hut, located on the Northwestern side of Mystery Island, is a highly visited site. Each day, Neopians visit the Mystic to have their daily fortunes told. Some good, some bad, some tragic, but the Island Mystic still manages to draw a crowd.
Below is a listing of all possible fortunes he may give you. Each fortune is randomly strung together with one phrase from each column. (Note: The fortunes do not come true! If they do, it's only a coincidence!)
Your ability to
Your ability to smell will Your confidence will Your direction in life will Your luck will Your sense of direction will Your sense of self will You will accidentally You will accidentally discard You will be assaulted by You will be attacked by You will be chased by You will be taunted by You will come across You will defeat in single combat You will defend yourself against You will discover You will eventually You will fight off You will find You will happen across You will have You will lose You will misplace You will mistakenly crush You will quickly You will rapidly You will reveal You will slowly You will suddenly You will suffer injuries from You will totally forget You will unearth |
a Blumaroo Plushie
a Cement Mixer a Chia plushie a Gold Bike a golden Juppie a Kau Plushie a bottled Faerie a cool weapon a fabulous weapon a flock of a golden Juppie a keychain a negg a pack of a paint brush a Rod of Supernova a trio of a valuable artifact all your food alter amazing fortune amazing luck an Aisha plushie an apple an army of awful fortune bad fortune bad luck cease change countless decide to demonic fortune demonic luck discard dissapointing fortune dissapointing luck drink fish oil drink mutant slime drink oven grease drink stale sweat eat evil fortune excellent fortune gold and jewels good fortune good luck hear horrible fortune horrible luck incredible fortune incredible luck legions of make a decision to many Neopoints most of your Neopoints nasty fortune nasty luck outrageous fortune outrageous luck perilous fortune perilous luck rare Neggs realise that you forgot to realise that you have to realise that you must realise you have to run fast scores of see several sing some of your Neopoints somebody else's trousers stolen from you terrible fortune terrible luck that you forgot to that you must treacherous fortune treacherous luck unexpected fortune unexpected luck ungodly luck unusual fortune unusual luck vast riches you have to your Neggs your best friend's items |
at the
deranged enormous enraged evil feed your pets flying four-headed gargle with gigantic give your Neopet glow-in-the-dark hug your huge in in the insane invisible look after your never eat on play play with your psychotic purple radioactive rampaging snarling stealthy stop three-headed to |
Acaras.
a Green Negg. a petpet. a strange way. Bank. bananas. Battle Magic Shop. Blumaroos. burp repeatedly. bury all your clothes. Cheat. Chias. Dice-A-Roo. Eyries. Faerieland. Faeries. Food Shop. Gormball. Happy Valley. Kaus. Kiko Lake. Kikos. Haunted Woods. Ice Caves. jelly. korrall some kaus!. Kyries. Lennies. Lupes. Magic Shop. Maraqua. mashed potatoes. Monoceri. Mutants. Mystery Island. NeoQuest II. Neopet. Neopia Central. Nimmos. Pant Devils. paint your left ear green. pretend your name is Keith. put your finger in your ear. repeatedly. Sausages. Scorchios. Shoyrus. Sloth's Minions. Smoothie Shop. Space Station. Techos. Terror Mountain. unexpectedly. Uni Meadows. wearing a hat. Wishing Well. without your noticing. Zafaras. |
The Avatar
To receive the Island Mystic's avatar, your fortune must contain the word "kyrii" or "kyries."
You can receive up to two different fortunes per day. One in English and a second fortune in any of the non-English languages available on Neopets. To view your second fortune, scroll to the bottom of the page, and select another language in the dropdown menu in the footer.
You only need to bother with one alternate language. The French fortune of the day, for example, is simply a translated version of the Spanish fortune of the day!

Island Mystic / Guide
Go to the Island Mystic and receive a fortune with the word "kyrii" in it.
Released: August 27, 2004

This article was written by: Dave