Neopian Times Editorial Database
The Neopian Times Editorial is a (usually) weekly column hosted by The Neopets Team that answers questions direct from Neopians. Unfortunately, these Q&A's are not easily searched on the Neopets site, so we've created our own searchable database. Convenient for looking up past answers!
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To the tune of Rudolph the RedNose Reindeer. Harry the mutant moehog Had a very shiny Mohawk And if you ever saw it You would even say, “That’s dope dawg.” All of the pretty faeries. Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Harry Join in the neopian games. The faeries lost their hair brush one Christmas eve And Fyora came to say Harry with your Mohawk so tight Won’t you style our hair tonight? Then how the faeries loved him As they shouted out with glee Harry the Mutant Moehog The best hairdresser in history!~~lindyaol
From Neopian Times, Issue 851 (Modern) · Published December 21, 2018 · JN Editorial ID: 20032