Alien Aisha Vending Machine
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine is run by (would you believe it) a small army of Alien Aishas! The vending machine only accepts Nerkmids. In exchange for Nerkmids, the machine will dispense various items and amounts of Neopoints. The items could be anything from various Gross Foods to paint brushes to another Nerkmid, and you'll always get a random amount of NP. The more NP you get, the higher your score - so if you're really lucky, you may also get a trophy!
Below is a list of the different types of Nerkmids. You can also view more details about them in our Item Database by clicking on the item image!
There's nothing conclusive about whether different Nerkmids give out different prizes (although some of the descriptions claim they do, our testing has given no evidence of this), so go for the cheapest one at the time. After you get your hands on a Nerkmid, you can go to the vending machine and choose which levers and buttons you want to pull and press, then click "GO!!!"
The Nerkmid way of life can be very risky. If you happen to get one through a random event, you're faced with a big decision: sell or vend? It really comes down to how lucky you feel. You can come out with your dream paint brush or sulk away with octopus ice cream. It's really up to you. Good luck!
There's also an avatar you can earn from the vending machine:
Use any Nerkmid at the Vending Machine.
This game guide was written by: Terry